Valentines can be a real pain if you don’t know what your doing.  Advil (and other drugs) can help stop the pain, but it’s only temporary. This page has everything you need to relieve the Valentine pressure and get you on top of your game.  Just scroll down and check it out.  There are 7 classic videos and recipes on this post so it might take time to load if your connection is slow. Press pause and wait a few minutes if the video is choppy.

First you should start the evening off with a appetizer.  What better way than to use my patented “Get Laid Salad.”  However since this is going to be an appetizer you should substitute the chicken for candied walnuts.  Here is the recipe for the “Get Laid Salad“.  Honestly this is by far one of my easiest recipes!

For the Dressing:

2 floz of vegetable oil

1 floz white vinegar

1 tbs strawberry jam

For the Salad:

4 cups loosely packed baby spinach (remove any long stems for added appeal)

4 strawberries quartered

½ an avocado diced

Serves one special lady!

Here is the video for the salad:

For the Candied Walnuts:
21/2 tbs of chopped walnut pieces
1/4 tbs sugar
50ml of water
1 tsp butter

Video for Candied Walnuts:

Now that is your appetizer is taken care of lets look at the main course. If your lady is a seafood lover this dish will work the magic. Vodka Spiked Shrimps with Spicy Penne Pasta. Here is what you will need:

6 -8 peeled and de veined black tiger shrimps
1/4 small white onion diced fine
1 clove garlic diced fine
1 floz vodka citron
1/2 tbs butter
1 plum tomato seeded and diced
1/4 bunch of chives sliced fine
6oz – 8oz Tomato sauce
2 cups cooked pasta (el dente)
sliced red chili/ jalapeno (use accordingly)

Here is the video instruction:

If you wanna be a real dun dadda and cook your own tomato sauce here is what you will need:
Tomato Sauce:

60floz of canned plum tomatoes
2 tbs of tomato paste
1/2 small white onion fine dice
3-4 cloves garlic minced
1 tbs olive oil
1 small bunch fresh basil

Here is the tomato sauce video:

Yo I thought I knew how to cook pasta until I worked in my first Italian restaurant. This video will show you how to cook it up propah!!

Now when it comes to dessert I don’t got your back. Go talk to your nearest baker and grab a slice of your ladies favourite cake or pie. Now if this is a date and you are inviting this lady over for dinner then she will probably ask you if she should bring something. Tell her to bring the dessert. No shame in that game.

Now if things worked out like we planned it then dinner was a success and in the morning you are waking up next to a happy lady. Seal the deal with a simple homemade breakfast and she will be talking about you to all her friends for days. I got two options for you. The first is a simple Yogurt Parfait and Fresh Fruit Plate. Here is what you need.

1 cup of blueberries (frozen or fresh)
1 cup of water
1 tablespoon of sugar
1/2 cup granola unsweetened
1 cup of unsweetened yogurt
Grapes, cantaloupe, honeydew, orange, kewi

Yogurt Parfait Video:

Second option is some Homemade Raspberry Pancakes. This recipe is compliments of my good friend Executive Chef Sarah Schmidt!

2 cups flour
¼ cup sugar
1 tsp. Baking Powder
1 tsp. Baking Soda
½ tsp. Salt
2 tbsp maple syrup
2 egg yolks
2 egg whites beaten until stiff
2 cups buttermilk
¼ cup butter melted
1 tsp. Vanilla (optional)
1/4 cup fresh raspberries

Video for Raspberry Pancakes

Any questions just hit me up on Facebook. Good luck fellas!